Yearbook help: Me in 3 words?

Question

For my high school yearbook, I need to describe myself in three words. I don't want to list three adjectives, I want a funny phrase.

'Better than you' and 'chunky yet funky' are some I've heard of.

Just a general witty phrase will do, it doesn't really have to be specifically about my character.

Answer 1

Smart N Shady

Gangsta N Kind

Work In Progress

Playa Not Hater

Answer 2

LET ME THINK

I'M SIMPLY ME

THAT'S ALL FOLKS

LIFE'S WORTH LIVING

I LOVE WEIRDNESS

LIFE IS SHORT

GOD GIVES WISDOM

IT ISN'T ENOUGH

NEVER TOO LATE

WHEN'S THIS DUE ?

THIS MAKES SENSE

WAKE UP FOLKS

AREN'T WE ALL ....

AIN'T NOTHING WRONG

Answer 3

Fast and Free

Cute and Cuddly

Equal to All

You and me

All or Nothing

Answer 4

locked and loaded.

Entering survival mode.

Basic pleasure model.

Answer 5

I made it!