Yearbook help: Me in 3 words?

Question

For my high school yearbook, I need to describe myself in three words. I don't want to list three adjectives, I want a funny phrase. 'Better than you' and 'chunky yet funky' are some I've heard of. Just a general witty phrase will do, it doesn't really have to be specifically about my...

Answer 1

Smart N Shady
Gangsta N Kind
Work In Progress
Playa Not Hater

Answer 2

locked and loaded.
Entering survival mode.
Basic pleasure model.

Answer 3

Fast and Free
Cute and Cuddly
Equal to All
You and me
All or Nothing

Answer 4

LET ME THINK

I'M SIMPLY ME

THAT'S ALL FOLKS

LIFE'S WORTH LIVING

I LOVE WEIRDNESS

LIFE IS SHORT

GOD GIVES WISDOM

IT ISN'T ENOUGH

NEVER TOO LATE

WHEN'S THIS DUE ?

THIS MAKES SENSE

WAKE UP FOLKS

AREN'T WE ALL ....

AIN'T NOTHING WRONG

Answer 5

I made it!