Yearbook help: Me in 3 words?

For my high school yearbook, I need to describe myself in three words. I don't want to list three adjectives, I want a funny phrase. 'Better than you' and 'chunky yet funky' are some I've heard of. Just a general witty phrase will do, it doesn't really have to be specifically about my... show more For my high school yearbook, I need to describe myself in three words. I don't want to list three adjectives, I want a funny phrase.

'Better than you' and 'chunky yet funky' are some I've heard of.

Just a general witty phrase will do, it doesn't really have to be specifically about my character.
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