Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 5 years ago

How do you like the cut of my jib, atheists?

I heard that all atheists are:

- pro-evolution

- pro-masturbation

- pro-abortion

- pro-death penalty

- pro-war (survival of the fittest, after all)

- pro-global warming fraudsters

- believers in the sandy hoax massacre

Is it true?

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  • 5 years ago
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    nope not that i heard..hey if they don't want to believe they should know where where they are going, pretty hot down there lol...

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  • 5 years ago

    Pretty much all atheists are pro-evolution, pro-masturbation, and they believe that humans are causing global warming. Most atheists are probably pro-abortion, but a sizeable minority are pro-life. Most atheists are actually probably opposed to the death penalty and war. Atheists tend to be liberals, and liberals tend to oppose the death penalty and war. Most atheists (like most Christians) believe the Sandy Hook massacre actually happened.

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  • Lola
    Lv 5
    5 years ago

    Professional masturbation is not even a thing.

    Pro wrestling, yes.

  • 5 years ago

    Atheists tend to go with positions supported by evidence rather than believing whatever some religious authority figure says.

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  • Fred
    Lv 7
    5 years ago

    Nope

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  • 5 years ago

    I've seen your other questions. You are a troll going for a reaction and nothing more.

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  • 5 years ago

    Yes, it's all true, we're pro's at everything.

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  • 5 years ago

    I think you are an idiot who doesn't understand very much about the world.

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  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    I think you need to sail off into the sunset of your delusions.

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  • 5 years ago

    The only thing "all atheists" are, is lacking belief in a god.

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