Is this song terrible enough to be on the radio?

I met a girl on a Saturday She was crushed when I told her I was gay That was just a lie oh it was a lie Because she would strangle me with a tie If she found out I was a spy I once shot Kim-Jong Il in the feet I punched Miley Cyrus in the teat But it wasn’t as fun as spending time with you I just wish you... show more I met a girl on a Saturday
She was crushed when I told her I was gay
That was just a lie oh it was a lie
Because she would strangle me with a tie
If she found out I was a spy

I once shot Kim-Jong Il in the feet
I punched Miley Cyrus in the teat
But it wasn’t as fun as spending time with you
I just wish you weren’t a jew

We were still the best of friends
Until the very very end
That was a really generic rhyme
But that **** happens to me all the time
Because my name is Adam Levine

I once shot Kim-Jong Il in the feet
I punched Miley Cyrus in the teat
But it wasn’t as fun as spending time with you
I just wish you weren’t a jew

La la la la la la la la
I hate this song with all my heart
And I’m the guy who wrote it
I’m not even going to rhyme anymore
Writing this song was a huge bore

Oh no I rhymed!
Oh no I rhymed!

*dubstep solo*

I once shot Kim-Jong Il in the feet
I punched Miley Cyrus in the teat
But it wasn’t as fun as spending time with you
I just wish you weren’t a jew

Even though this song really sucks
It was written in 25 minutes so of course it sucks
Rhyming the same word in a song is lame
But I only wrote it for the fame
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