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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 6 years ago

Do the R&S regulars still drink when someone asks why are there still monkeys?

Several years ago, when someone asked "If men evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?", people would take a drink. Are you still doing that? If so, open a bottle:

"Grease monkeys" are guys who work on cars. What do you call the guys who work at Jack Daniels?

Still Monkeys.

What do you have when it is naptime in the primate house?

Still Monkeys.

What would you have if you tried to transform monkeys into gold with a magic spell?

Still Monkeys.

What do you call monkeys who endorse one brand of chain saw?

Sthil Monkeys.

What do you buy if you live in Alaska and are tired of the winter freezing the balls off your brass monkeys?

Steel Monkeys.

What do the monkeys in the Big House call the snitches?

Stool Monkeys.

What do you call monkeys who climb over the little steps on a fence, instead of crawling through the rails?

Stile Monkeys

What do you call monkeys in Short Take Off and Landing airplanes?

STOL Monkeys.

What if they take off with not quite enough power?

Stall Monkeys.

What do you call really bright monkeys?

Stell(ar) Monkeys.

What do you call monkeys who tell really old jokes?

Stale Monkeys.

What would Stiller and Meara’s act be if Meara was a Monkey?

Stiller and Monkey.

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  • Anonymous
    6 years ago
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    Today marks 45 days sober for me.

    Not all in a row, mind you. That's the total days for this year.

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  • Cassie
    Lv 6
    6 years ago

    Awww, I remember doing that WAY back in the good old days! (2010-2011-ish.) <3

    I had quit it, but I am going to start back at it again now, as per your request... *Nods.* :)

    Don't have any alcohol at the moment, and I'm not much of a drinker. I generally prefer weed and psychedelics over alcohol. But eh... I've got OJ, at least. Does that count? It is really expensive, YUMMY fresh OJ with a generous helping of delectable orange PULP, at that... :-P

    *Lifts her white plastic cup and chugs the whole friggin' thing.* <3

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  • Steven
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    My doc has limited my alcohol intake. So I play creationist bingo instead.

    1. Make up a five-by-five bingo board, filled with your favorite creationist fallacies.

    2. As creationists troll on those fallacies, put a marker on that spot.

    3. When you get five in a row, shout "Bingo!", empty the board and start over.

    I shout "Bingo!" so often my cat no longer freaks out.

    You can also play Theist Bingo.

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  • 6 years ago

    I used to, but I developed a drinking problem. Now I just type *drink*.

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  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    I drink whenever I want one. We know why we have monkeys apes gorillas and the like.

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  • anon
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    everyone knows how evilution works

    Darwinism is the historical speculation that life originated naturalistically without any creative act (abiogenesis),

    that all life on Earth is related (common descent),

    and that all the complexity, adaptability, and artistry of life on Earth is due solely to random change and natural selection.

    according to Atheism we evolved from the ''Common Ancestor''

    which evolved from the lemur

    the shrew

    a rat-like creature

    reptiles

    amphibians

    fish

    flatworm

    sponge

    from bacteria

    which came to life in a chemical soup

    which came about after the universe ''expanded'' from nothing

    and in all the chaos came an orderly universe

    and someday we will have evidence to support this

    but for now it's the god of the gaps : "I dont know but not God Who said He created the universe and life"

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    • interested1208
      Lv 7
      6 years agoReport

      " everyone knows how evilution works" Not really, evidently only the 'special' ones like you... *facepalm* Thank you for providing evidence for you lack of education... or Christian education, which seems to be one in the same...

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  • 6 years ago

    I kind of fell out of the habit...

    But let's pop a top in remembrance...

    *Drink*

    IMHO

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  • 6 years ago

    Everyone should drink when they hear something that monumentally stupid.

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  • 6 years ago

    I had to stop after a few days - my liver was shot to sh*t.

    Source(s): Atheist
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  • 6 years ago

    *Drink*

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