Do the R&S regulars still drink when someone asks why are there still monkeys?
Several years ago, when someone asked "If men evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?", people would take a drink. Are you still doing that? If so, open a bottle:
"Grease monkeys" are guys who work on cars. What do you call the guys who work at Jack Daniels?
What do you have when it is naptime in the primate house?
What would you have if you tried to transform monkeys into gold with a magic spell?
What do you call monkeys who endorse one brand of chain saw?
What do you buy if you live in Alaska and are tired of the winter freezing the balls off your brass monkeys?
What do the monkeys in the Big House call the snitches?
What do you call monkeys who climb over the little steps on a fence, instead of crawling through the rails?
What do you call monkeys in Short Take Off and Landing airplanes?
What if they take off with not quite enough power?
What do you call really bright monkeys?
What do you call monkeys who tell really old jokes?
What would Stiller and Meara’s act be if Meara was a Monkey?
Stiller and Monkey.
- Anonymous6 years agoFavorite Answer
Today marks 45 days sober for me.
Not all in a row, mind you. That's the total days for this year.
- CassieLv 66 years ago
Awww, I remember doing that WAY back in the good old days! (2010-2011-ish.) <3
I had quit it, but I am going to start back at it again now, as per your request... *Nods.* :)
Don't have any alcohol at the moment, and I'm not much of a drinker. I generally prefer weed and psychedelics over alcohol. But eh... I've got OJ, at least. Does that count? It is really expensive, YUMMY fresh OJ with a generous helping of delectable orange PULP, at that... :-P
*Lifts her white plastic cup and chugs the whole friggin' thing.* <3
- StevenLv 76 years ago
My doc has limited my alcohol intake. So I play creationist bingo instead.
1. Make up a five-by-five bingo board, filled with your favorite creationist fallacies.
2. As creationists troll on those fallacies, put a marker on that spot.
3. When you get five in a row, shout "Bingo!", empty the board and start over.
I shout "Bingo!" so often my cat no longer freaks out.
You can also play Theist Bingo.
- choko_canyonLv 76 years ago
I used to, but I developed a drinking problem. Now I just type *drink*.
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- Anonymous6 years ago
I drink whenever I want one. We know why we have monkeys apes gorillas and the like.
- anonLv 76 years ago
everyone knows how evilution works
Darwinism is the historical speculation that life originated naturalistically without any creative act (abiogenesis),
that all life on Earth is related (common descent),
and that all the complexity, adaptability, and artistry of life on Earth is due solely to random change and natural selection.
according to Atheism we evolved from the ''Common Ancestor''
which evolved from the lemur
a rat-like creature
which came to life in a chemical soup
which came about after the universe ''expanded'' from nothing
and in all the chaos came an orderly universe
and someday we will have evidence to support this
but for now it's the god of the gaps : "I dont know but not God Who said He created the universe and life"
- interested1208Lv 76 years ago
I kind of fell out of the habit...
But let's pop a top in remembrance...
- SkeptikittenLv 76 years ago
Everyone should drink when they hear something that monumentally stupid.
- 6 years ago
I had to stop after a few days - my liver was shot to sh*t.Source(s): Atheist
- Steel RainLv 76 years ago