MICHAEL S asked in SportsWrestling · 6 years ago

If I merge any pro wrestler what would they be?

CM Punk + “Macho Man” Randy Savage =

Trish Stratus + Fabulous Moolah =

The Undertaker + Sting =

Kane + Bam Bam Bigelow =

Stone Cold Steve Austin + Goldberg =

Triple H + Lex Luger =

The Dudley Boyz + The Legion of Doom =

Big Show + Andre the Giant =

John Cena + Hulk Hogan =

Bad News Barret + Bad News Brown =

The Miz + Ric Flair =

Randy Orton + Jake “The Snake” Roberts =

Sheamus + The Ultimate Warrior =

MVP + Mister Perfect =

The Great Khali + Giant Gonzalez =

The Boogeyman + Kamala =

Jeff Hardy + Rey Mysterio =

Bret Hart + Kurt Angle =

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson + Booker T =

Shawn Michaels + AJ Styles =

R-Truth + Junkyard Dog (Sylvester Ritter) =

Alberto Del Rio + Ted DiBiase =

AJ Lee + Victoria =

Vickie Gurrerro + Sensational Sherri =

The Shield + The Brood =

Stephanie McMahon + Miss Elizabeth =

Road Dogg + Rick Steiner =

Billy Gunn + Ravashing Rick Rude =

Brock Lesnar + Scott Steiner =

Demolition + The Wyatt Family =

Heath Slater + Jeff Jarrett =

Ryback + Razor Ramon =

Curtis Axel + Kevin Nash (Diesel) =

Chyna (Joan Laurer) + Jazz (Carlene Denise Moore) =

Goldust (Dustin Rhodes) + Glacier (Ray Lloyd) =

Cody Rhodes + Gregory Helms =

Lita + Alundra Blaze =

Matt Hardy + John Morrison =

Bobby “The Brain” Heenan + Paul Heyman =

Shane McMahon + Ted DiBiase, Jr. =

Rob Van Dam + Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat =

Mick Foley + Charles Wright =

Big E. Langston + Virgil =

Daffney + Luna Vachon =

Kia Stevens + Bertha Faye =

Steven Richards (Michael Manna) + Elijah Burke =

I may have more.

Update:

Damien Sandow + Matt Striker =

Mark Henry + Bobby Lashley =

Irwin R. Schyster + Big Boss Man =

Chris Jericho + Diamond Dallas Page =

Kofi Kingston + X-Pac =

Fandango + Disco Inferno =

Orlando Jordon + Rick Martel =

Michelle McCool + Sable =

Chuck Palumbo + Marc Mero =

Alexander Rusev + Yokozuna =

Quinton “Rampage” Jackson + Shelton Benjamin =

Daniel Bryan + Terry Funk =

Dolph Ziggler + D'Lo Brown =

Kelly Kelly + Sunny =

Summer Rae + Stacy Keibler =

Alicia Fox + The Kat (Stacy Carter) =

Update 2:

Yoshi Tatsu + Tajiri =

The Usos + The Bushwackers =

Adam Rose + Mike Knox =

Jack Swagger + Bob Backlund =

Batista + Bobby Roode =

Sin Cara + Doink the Clown =

William Regal + John Laurinaitis =

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper =

Santino Marella + Koko B. Ware =

Zack Ryder + Jesse “The Body” Ventura =

Beth Phoenix + Raven =

Vader + Viscera =

Ahmed Johnson + Ezekiel Jackson =

Val Venis + Perry Saturn =

Ken Shamrock + Chris Benoit =

John Bradshaw Layfield + Jerry “The King” Lawler =

Update 3:

This is the last one.

Vince McMahon + Eric Bishoff =

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  • Anon
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    6 years ago

    Ain't no one got time for that

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  • CM Punk + “Macho Man” Randy Savage = Austin Aries

    Trish Stratus + Fabulous Moolah = A really overrated female wrestler

    The Undertaker + Sting = The Great Muta

    Kane + Bam Bam Bigelow = Abyss

    Stone Cold Steve Austin + Goldberg = $$$$$$$$$$

    Triple H + Lex Luger = Dolph Ziggler

    The Dudley Boyz + The Legion of Doom = Too many championships to count

    Big Show + Andre the Giant = A massive tonne of humanity

    John Cena + Hulk Hogan = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

    Bad News Barret + Bad News Brown = Booker T

    The Miz + Ric Flair = David Flair

    Randy Orton + Jake “The Snake” Roberts = Raven

    Sheamus + The Ultimate Warrior = Bobby Lashley

    MVP + Mister Perfect = Shelton Benjamin

    The Great Khali + Giant Gonzalez = a 7 foot piece of crap

    The Boogeyman + Kamala = Abdullah the Butcher

    Jeff Hardy + Rey Mysterio = still less botchy than the original Sin Cara

    Bret Hart + Kurt Angle = The world's biggest egomaniac

    Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson + Booker T = Ironically, The Doctor of Style, Slick

    Shawn Michaels + AJ Styles = Brian Kendrick

    R-Truth + Junkyard Dog (Sylvester Ritter) = no clue

    Alberto Del Rio + Ted DiBiase = (If you mean Ted Sr then) the answer would be: Alberto Del Rio with actual charisma and mic skills

    AJ Lee + Victoria = Daffney

    Vickie Gurrerro + Sensational Sherri = no clue

    The Shield + The Brood = Raven's Flock

    Stephanie McMahon + Miss Elizabeth = Stacy Kiebler

    Road Dogg + Rick Steiner = Eric Young

    Billy Gunn + Ravashing Rick Rude = Dolph Ziggler

    Brock Lesnar + Scott Steiner = Ryback (minus the botching)

    Demolition + The Wyatt Family = Kane and Taker

    Heath Slater + Jeff Jarrett = The world's ugliest ginger besides Carrot Top

    Ryback + Razor Ramon = An over-selling NO-SHOWING, DRUNKEN BATISTA

    Curtis Axel + Kevin Nash (Diesel) = Al Gore

    Chyna (Joan Laurer) + Jazz (Carlene Denise Moore) = The world's ugliest Lesbian

    Goldust (Dustin Rhodes) + Glacier (Ray Lloyd) = Magnus's first gimmick in TNA

    Cody Rhodes + Gregory Helms = The biggest overseller since The Rock

    Lita + Alundra Blaze = Cheerleader Melissa

    Matt Hardy + John Morrison = a parkour loving redneck

    Bobby “The Brain” Heenan + Paul Heyman = GOD

    Shane McMahon + Ted DiBiase, Jr. = ROBBIE E

    Rob Van Dam + Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat = A CROSS BETWEEN A GUY WHO BLOWS SMOKE, AND A GUY WHO SMOKES DOPE

    Mick Foley + Charles Wright = EZEKIAL JACKSON WITH CHARISMA

    Big E. Langston + Virgil = MR. HUGHES

    Daffney + Luna Vachon = LUFISTO

    Kia Stevens + Bertha Faye = MARK HENRY (YES, I WENT THERE)

    Steven Richards (Michael Manna) + Elijah Burke = SADLY, JTG

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  • Candle
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    6 years ago

    CM Punk + “Macho Man” Randy Savage = Austin Aries

    Trish Stratus + Fabulous Moolah = No idea...um...a middle aged woman

    The Undertaker + Sting = Some indi guy trying to be undertaker or sting

    Kane + Bam Bam Bigelow = Bray Wyatt

    Stone Cold Steve Austin + Goldberg = The biggest star alive

    Triple H + Lex Luger = Billy Gunn

    The Dudley Boyz + The Legion of Doom = Demolition

    Big Show + Andre the Giant = Hornswaggle, ironically enough

    John Cena + Hulk Hogan = A decent legdrop

    Bad News Barret + Bad News Brown = Iceman King Parsons

    The Miz + Ric Flair = Jeff Jarrett

    Randy Orton + Jake “The Snake” Roberts = Scotty Flamingo

    Sheamus + The Ultimate Warrior = No clue

    MVP + Mister Perfect = SD Jones

    The Great Khali + Giant Gonzalez = Something that can't wrestle

    The Boogeyman + Kamala = Racism

    Jeff Hardy + Rey Mysterio = A pair of good knees

    Bret Hart + Kurt Angle = Someone who'd rather die than give up the world title

    Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson + Booker T = Rocky Johnson

    Shawn Michaels + AJ Styles = Michael Shane

    R-Truth + Junkyard Dog (Sylvester Ritter) = Lil' Jimmy Grabbin' dem cakes

    Alberto Del Rio + Ted DiBiase = A self-loathing JBL

    AJ Lee + Victoria = Paige

    Vickie Gurrerro + Sensational Sherri = A dead widow

    The Shield + The Brood = The New Brood

    Stephanie McMahon + Miss Elizabeth = That tiny lady from Police Academy movies who'd yell sometimes

    Road Dogg + Rick Steiner = Bully Busik

    Billy Gunn + Ravashing Rick Rude = Salvatore Sincere

    Brock Lesnar + Scott Steiner = A whole lot of loud grunts

    Demolition + The Wyatt Family = Brothers of Destruction

    Heath Slater + Jeff Jarrett = Someone who jobs to Chyna while grabbing her boob

    Ryback + Razor Ramon = An over-selling Goldberg

    Curtis Axel + Kevin Nash (Diesel) = A pair of good knees with charisma, but no talent.

    Chyna (Joan Laurer) + Jazz (Carlene Denise Moore) = A man

    Goldust (Dustin Rhodes) + Glacier (Ray Lloyd) = Chris Kanyon

    Cody Rhodes + Gregory Helms = Evan Karageous?

    Lita + Alundra Blaze = Sara Del Rey

    Matt Hardy + John Morrison = A tag team specialist

    Bobby “The Brain” Heenan + Paul Heyman = The best color commentator in the world

    Shane McMahon + Ted DiBiase, Jr. = Pete Gas

    Rob Van Dam + Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat = A whole lot of airbrushed dragons

    Mick Foley + Charles Wright = Don't know who Charles Wright is

    Big E. Langston + Virgil = Big E circa 2012

    Daffney + Luna Vachon = Mschef

    Kia Stevens + Bertha Faye = Rosita Lottalove

    Steven Richards (Michael Manna) + Elijah Burke = Kenny King

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  • 6 years ago

    dope

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