How do you kill someone and get away with it?

This fat ugly kid keeps calling me stupid, and he took the girl of my dreams away from me. now he bangs her all the time. Its not fair, why does she like him. I was doing so well, I was about to bang her then be her boyfriend because her father has a lot of money and I wanted to take some cash out his wallet before... show more This fat ugly kid keeps calling me stupid, and he took the girl of my dreams away from me. now he bangs her all the time. Its not fair, why does she like him. I was doing so well, I was about to bang her then be her boyfriend because her father has a lot of money and I wanted to take some cash out his wallet before I move to Virginia. But this fat kid got in the way, now I cant get that hot girl. So I want to kill him, any tips. Please guys help, no jokes or trolls please, this is real!
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