I need a good comeback ASAP:-)?

Question

Right, someone asked me if I shagged a certain person, I want a good and funny comeback:-) can you help please:-):-):-)

Answer 1

A comeback is delivered at the time it is said - not some time later.

You probably did shag them you sound retarded enough to have done so.

Answer 2

Blokes usually say "Not even with your dick."

You'll have to think of the female equivalent.

PS, Wrong category.

Answer 3

"Like a 70's carpet"

Answer 4

Not specifically - I had an orgie and he was in it.

Answer 5

Well did you or didn't you?