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Anonymous asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 6 years ago

Anybody have a favorite Reagan joke? One he told himself?

Mine is when he was falling asleep in cabinet meetings and the news razzed him on it and he rose to the occasion & said, "I know just as well as the next guy, a good hard day's work never killed anyone. But I figure, why take the chance."

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Yes Mary. That IS a classic, too. And time wounds all heels.

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  • 6 years ago
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    Soviet man's wife says "we're out of bread".

    Man stands hours in line at bread store. When he gets to front of line, they're out of bread. The guy freaks, yelling that communism has failed.

    KBG guy comes over saying "Comrade go home, we can't have you talking like that".

    Man goes home, wife says "Out of bread again?"

    Man says "It's even worse than that. They're out of bullets too!".

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  • 6 years ago

    During his election campain for his 2nd term, the media kept harping on him being too old to run. Then when he was in a debate with his opponent, Walter Mondale, he quipped that he "didn't want to take unfair advantage of his opponent's youth and inexperience." Everyone then laughed their eyes out.

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  • 6 years ago

    "Within the covers of the Bible are the answers for all the problems men face."

    Ronald Reagan

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  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    When he got shot, Reagan verbalized that he hoped the doctors tending his wounds were Republicans.

    They were not.

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  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    That was thirty years ago.

    I like

    O'Bama, Reid, Pelosi and Biden are on a sinking ship. Who gets rescued?!

    The American people!

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  • IceT
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    Yes! Here are a few!

    What do God and O'Bama have in common?

    Neither has a birth certificate!

    How are God and O'Bama different?!

    God doesn't think he is O'Bama.

    What is another way O'Bama and God are different?

    God requires you worship him only once a week!

    O'Bama, Reid, Pelosi and Biden are on a sinking ship. Who gets rescued?!

    The American people!

    I've been to 57 states!

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02DtIws

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  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    The one where he told himself

    deregulation of the banks was a

    great idea.

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  • P
    Lv 6
    6 years ago

    I thought his presidency was a pretty good joke.

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  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    how he expanded the federal govt, war on drugs, iran-contra scandal, latin American coupes, cia importing coke into US, expanding Medicaid...he did al lthis while saying "govt is the problem"....

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  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    I hated, hate Reagan and everything he stood for.

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