What can we do about Sebelius?

The Sebelius Strain is the first internet bug transferred to human exposure. The transfer, now known as webnosis, began when members of the government contracted CGI, a little known cronysome with close ties to the Presidents wife's family. CGI was contracted by goverment officials 111 times and treating it has... show more The Sebelius Strain is the first internet bug transferred to human exposure. The transfer, now known as webnosis, began when members of the government contracted CGI, a little known cronysome with close ties to the Presidents wife's family. CGI was contracted by goverment officials 111 times and treating it has cost the government over $634 million. Hundreds of millions of American's health has been affected in just one month. The Department of Health and Human Services believes it can cause men to become impregnated. The only known way of fighting the Sebelius Strain is to contact your Cruz director.
Update: Update: The Sebelius Strain also causes some weak-minded people to stay in abusive relationships and make excuses for their abusers.
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