What can we do about Sebelius?

The Sebelius Strain is the first internet bug transferred to human exposure. The transfer, now known as webnosis, began when members of the government contracted CGI, a little known cronysome with close ties to the Presidents wife's family. CGI was contracted by goverment officials 111 times and treating it has cost the government over $634 million. Hundreds of millions of American's health has been affected in just one month. The Department of Health and Human Services believes it can cause men to become impregnated. The only known way of fighting the Sebelius Strain is to contact your Cruz director.

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Update: The Sebelius Strain also causes some weak-minded people to stay in abusive relationships and make excuses for their abusers.

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  • 7 years ago
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    Further research showed that the President's wife had never met the woman out of the thousands of other people at the university at the same time and that the woman had nothing to do with the development of the website as she was the head of a totally different division, so these influences were discounted.

    Unfortunately, it was discovered that Sibelius, if killed, left a hole behind that could not be filled due to walls built up by GOP cells in the surrounding tissue that would refuse to allow anything into the same slot. This had been show in other diseases such as head of the ATF, the CPSA, et.al. There is no vaccine known to prevent this partisan strain of bacteria.

    Edit: And some "scientists" have been shown to be unable to find the research center with a Google map.

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  • 7 years ago

    Clever. Brilliant.

    @mommanuke...they were classmates. It's a lot closer to being a "tie" to Michelle than accusing Mitt Romney of killing someone when Romney left the company years before it happened, he had no involvement of the companies failure, and the husband refusing to purchase COBRA after it happened. Now you're just kidding yourself. It's time for you to get out of this manipulative relationship you have with your imperial overlord.

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  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    trade sebelius for records of music by the great finn jan sibelius

    a collection of his vinyl recordings in the chair at HHS would be better for the american people

    then dingbatditz sebelius

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  • Dave C
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    7 years ago

    You could try to learn about something before you write an ignorant question. That's the best course of treatment.

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