How can I defeat an asian in a fight?
I know its going to be really hard
But I've trained for this trained for YEARS
I've watched jackie chan loads of asian ******
Even tho I'm european I think I might be able to acomplish my dream NOW! TODAY!
This is not just for the BLACK people but for the WHITE to I'm both 50/50
I am preperd for flying kicks,spinning punches and THE WUSHI FINGER HOLD
- ELFLv 67 years agoFavorite Answer
aah, no way! You can't ever defeat me! :P
LOL. Seriously, not all Asians are like Jackie Chan, so don't frown; but not all non-Asians are like John Cena either, so you can frown now. :) Don't need to defeat an Asian buddy. I believe you can and you don't need to prove that.
- somegLv 67 years ago
Look, my friend, there is no way to tell you this gently - you are in for a savage pounding.
But don't worry, the theme music is bound to be inspiring and you can look forward to the montage scenes of you training between fights. Most likely, you'll also get a blonde girl who cleans your wounds after the fight, and makes you wince.
Then, if your experience is wonderful, we all get to watch the sequel.
- 7 years ago
My son, you are suffering from a delusion that it is necessary for you to fight. There is no reason to fight in the first place. None at all! We must transcend the base instincts of our barbaric ancestors once and for all.
May I refer you to the Dalai Lama -- an Asian man of supreme wisdom? Have you heard of this man? He has more potency and power in his peaceful loving heart than 10,000 Jackie Chans! Please abandon your fighting ways and read the books of wisdom that the Dalai Lama has written as treasured gifts for all of humanity!!
Fighting is the last resort of of ninnies, bed-wetters, and other fools. Forget about the distinctions between the world's races, my son! For beauty, or the lack of it, is only skin deep. Love is the answer--John Lennon has told us. And he was married to an Asian woman who shunned kick-boxing.
What is the wushi finger hold? Anything to do with eating sushi without chopsticks?
- BreakthroughLv 67 years ago
If you know what you are doing, you defeat somebody 3x your size but that times time, training and effort.
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- 7 years ago
Wait, are you serious?
- Vinegar TasterLv 77 years ago
9mm, hollow point.