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Host body keeps trying to reassert humanity, I don't think my psychoactive slime secretions are working?

Any advice? I just need to hang on for another week until the eggs hatch.

Update:

@Occulty - Yes, that makes perfect sense. I should've realized reality tv is another one of Slime Lord's conspiracies. Dammit I wish my security clearance was higher.

Update 2:

@Net Zero - Good point, the refuse container might be overflowing. I thought it felt squishy in here. Why does human biology have to be so messy?

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  • Anonymous
    7 years ago
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    Hang on, Tofu - I'm coming! I've got enough slime for the both of us....and the babby too.

    ((((( I ))))) For you, my sweet, I generate the special occasion slime :)

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  • 7 years ago

    There has been irregular magnetic activity reported in the region of Phlab Quarry 7, so if you warped through that sector chances are great that your meat helmet's cooling system is compromised. This would explain the host vessel's abnormal behavior. Also, make sure to check the flux capacitor on your jump suit. Your refuse compartment may be full.

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    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    Ya gotta use a higher voltage.

    Get yourself one of those

    *fzzzt* thingamajigs like they had

    in the original Frankenstein movie.

    I'm not sure what they do,

    but they look way cool and will

    liven up even the dingiest laboratory..

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  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    I always find it helps to try to direct the Host to watch "reality television" *snicker*.

    That generally re-engages the dehumanization process in short order. And many such Hosts believe that it's actually a natural human behavior.

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  • 7 years ago

    Of course I have advice, darling. Drink gin. Copious amounts of it. With lime and tonic.

    It keeps the host body quiescent and passes the time until hatching day!!

    (((Tofu)))

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  • 7 years ago

    Yeah well cry me a river -- in the meantime all my get-rich-quick schemes have fallen through.

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  • < I >
    Lv 4
    7 years ago

    I'm hoping (((((Froggy))))) would rub some of her special slime on me, too.

    Ô.Ô <--- < I > floating in the transfiniteness of the special occasion slime.

    .

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  • 7 years ago

    sex drugs & rock and or roll tend sedate the human body into apathy.

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  • 7 years ago

    It's high time I got my slime out of here.

    (((((Tofu)))))

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  • 7 years ago

    Writing will do that to you.

    be aware of dripping words.

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