Who would win in a fight: Mary Magdalene or Mary Whatsername (Jesus' mom)?

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  • Basher
    Lv 4
    7 years ago
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    Mary Magdalene would throw the rocks she collected when she almost got stoned to death at Mary Whatevertheheckherlastname and put her eye out. Then Mary Whatthefeck would be blinded and trip and fall off a cliff and splat like Wile E Coyote.

  • y2k
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    Mary Magdalene

  • Bryan
    Lv 6
    7 years ago

    Mary Magdalene.

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    I bet it would lead to an intense lesbian scissoring.

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