What is a good name to name your boyfriends penis?

Question

Haha, so me and my boyfriend got into a weird conversation and now it's up to this. I want a name that no one will know I'm talking about a penis. I have one but it has the word cock in it it is Cock-a-suarus Rex. What is one that no one will know it is one? Thanks!!(:

Answer 1

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How about simon birch because hes short im sure that would be funny

Answer 2

I dated a guy named Ron and I called his "little Ron" -- I'm not even sure why.....it wasn't little but it was a good code name to where people wouldn't know what we were talking about if it happend to be said while people were around.

"Does little Ron want to come out and play?" hahah

Answer 3

Call it Bob :)

Answer 4

Call it ' RED CROWN' .