I want to be a pineapple! Help?

When I was a kid, I always watched Sponge Bob. I thought his pineapple house was so cool. Lately I decided that I'm not actually human, but instead, a pineapple. I have decided to live out my dream to become a pineapple. I have grown out my green hair and spiked it up into the green parts on the pineapple. I... show more When I was a kid, I always watched Sponge Bob. I thought his pineapple house was so cool. Lately I decided that I'm not actually human, but instead, a pineapple. I have decided to live out my dream to become a pineapple. I have grown out my green hair and spiked it up into the green parts on the pineapple. I then glued yellowish brown roof shingles to my body. I now look exactly like a pineapple, and get compliments wherever I go. I also ate a sponge the other day, as well as a snail to make myself more like the pineapple from Sponge Bob. That pineapple is my idol, and I have become just like my idol.
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