My penis is stuck in a toaster! Help!?

Question

I was browsing internet porn when I saw a man having sexual relations with his toaster. I decided to try this act but when I inserted my shlong, the toaster closed. I freaked out and unplugged it before I burnt my tip off, but it won't open. It's locked in the toasting position. Someone please help me!

Answer 1

Hopefully you will be on TV so we can all laugh at you lol

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Easy.. get a spoon put it in freezer for 1 min then stick it to you' re dck.. itl make it softer than yo mamas pussy and easy to pull it out

Answer 4

Call the fire department

Answer 5

Can we please see a video of this?

Also, you need to call someone

Answer 6

i hope this is a troll

Answer 7

Whatever you do, DO NOT TURN IT BACK ON!