POLL: Which is a funnier rock pun?

1) "Coal Story Bro"

2) "All these puns have hit rock bottom"

everyone in my class are doing rock puns so which is funnier do you think?

3 Answers

  • 7 years ago
    Best Answer

    There aren't any 'concrete' rules and criteria to make rock puns, I've got a 'mountain' of them. Although both those puns are 'gems,' I personally think the second pun 'rocks.' In fact, you can take it for 'granite.'

    The chief reason is simply that it is more 'solid' and "iron"-ic. Let's get to the "core" of the matter. The first one is just "one rock short of a pile." On the flip side of the pebble, it is "crystal" clear the second one has "luster," it has "texture" and "permeability." Right now, I bet you're probably like: My "sediments" exactly. Well hope my "rumble" didn't "erode" your ears too much.

    Have a "gneiss" day:)

  • Melco
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    Rock puns? Jeez, I'd like to know what keggers at your school are like....

  • 7 years ago


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