10 Points for the funniest poems. Wanna try?

So here are the rules:

- Write the best and FUNNIEST poems you know.

- Make sure that you don't write the same as someone else (If you do, you and the other person will not have a chance at getting points.

- Make sure the poems are easy to read (4 lines are the best, but others also work)

The one that can present the poems that makes ME laught the hardest gets 10 points!


10 Answers

  • 8 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    From heaven to hell in a flash.

    All hope and happiness crash.

    A weekly evil so ugly appears,

    bringing life to our inner fears.

    What is this foul monster you say?

    This creature is known as Monday!


  • 8 years ago

    One day I went to town

    And put on a furry gown

    The dress I made was gently laid on a pile

    Of poop I jump through a burning loop of fire

    And rolled down I got called a lier

    I called my mom

    And went online and put.com

    I saw some stupid pictures of Charlie sheen

    And killed my bother

    Cuz I'm mean

    The end!!!

  • 8 years ago

    Mary had a little lamb

    The Doctor was surprised

    When old Macdonald had a farm

    The Doctor nearly died!

  • 8 years ago

    There once was a bear named yogi living in Jelly Stone

    who visited Cindy, preparing to be boned

    knowing yogi boo boo tagged along too

    then fear struck that young cub, poor boo boo

    later on that night boo boo was sitting there

    in a fear stricken fright, seeing his friend yogi bare

    that was until yogi got his attention

    so boo boo looked up to see what he had to mention

    as yogi begins to talk

    Cindy at that instance begins to squawk

    "so boo boo you take the picnic basket and i will take the sandwich

    and with us working together we can both bang this b*tch"

    so with boo boo in the front and yogi in the rear

    all the bears are pleased that is until spring of next year

    after boo boo had his fun

    he asks yogi if they are all done

    without any sign of as if committing a sin

    yogi replies to boo boo with a satisfactory grin

    "boo boo this type of behavior is expected at your age

    but wait next year for Goldilocks's porridge"

    Source(s): Immaturity (my previous post for yahoo= http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhZe7...
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  • 8 years ago

    Mary had a little lamb.

    The Doctor fainted.

  • 8 years ago

    I'm Asian

    and I think you're Caucasian

    I'm so sexy

    and I'm a 10.

    and yo mama is a HEN.

    Your daddy has one nipple

    your mom has triple

    and cows have quadruple

    and I have double.

    My hamster is running on it's wheel

    i can hear it squeal

    i sucked it up a vacuum hose

    and i took a picture

    and i made my hamster POSE.

    my fave color is black

    i live in a shack

    the shack is so brown and it looks so wack

    and i'm a hobo

    i got beat by the popo

    and he tried to tase me cuz i punched his balls.

    i look so pretty

    yo mom has nice titties

    i grabbed them

    and she punched me

    she called me a B

    i got confused

    she got amused

    cuz i got a black eye

    and i saw a black guy

    and he punched my other eye

    and i died.



    I went in the bathroom stalls..

    and this girl went in and falls..ON THE GROUND.

    she is so dirty

    and she so flirty

    i laughed at her face cuz she fell so hard

    and she smelled my fart.


    I smoked crack

    i got slapped

    my mama got mad

    cuz she a fag.

    and i'm just kidding

    i love her so much

    i like bananas

    i love my nana.

    she gave me presents and

    i gave her a fanta.

    i met santa

    it was a christmas night

    and i was about to be in a fight

    and it was so tight


    Source(s): got bored and showed u some of my rapping skills that came directly from my head.
  • Vicky
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    Mary had a little lamb

    She ate it for her dinner

    She's eating vegetables now

    Because she wants to be thinner.

  • 8 years ago

    I cannot see

    I cannot pee

    I cannot chew

    I cannot screw

    Oh my god, what can I do?

    My memory shrinks

    My hearing stinks

    No sense of smell

    I look like hell

    My mood is bed-can you tell?

    My body's drooping

    Have trouble pooping

    The Golden Years

    have come at last

    The Golden Years

    can kiss my ***.

    Source(s): heard it somewhere once and remembered it
  • 6 years ago

    I just have to add this

    There was a woman from Cue

    Who filled her vagina with glue.

    She said with a grin,

    "If they pay to get in,

    They`ll pay to get out of it too!"

  • 8 years ago

    i am a big fat vampire

    but i don't have much hair

    i bit a werewolf in the neck

    and i think it made him sick

    he he ho ho ho

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