Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 7 years ago

Favorite Psych Quote(s)?!?!?

here are some of mine:


Guy renting an apartment: So you two are moving in together?

Shawn: Yes, Gus and I are partners.

Guy: Oh, Oh, ok. um yeah, Im cool with that....

Gus: Oh, no we don't mean partners parners, we--

Shawn: Prefer the term coupled. *walks away* Ooh! Gus, shower for 2!*


Shawn: My pilot's license? It's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill. Revoked - problems at the Kazakhstan border. I'd give you the details, but then I'd have to kill you... which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked


Henry (after arrested with Shawn and Gus): Don't. Say. A. Word...

Shawn: Fergulous.

Henry: Dang it Shawn, what'd I just say!?

Shawn: oh so yesterday in scrabble it wasn't a word but today it is!?


Burton 'Gus' Guster: The voice told me that our house was built on an old Indian burial ground. She said... she said she was sad because she had died many moons ago and was trapped between worlds. And when I asked her her name, Shawn, she said, "My name...

Shawn Spencer: [imitating ghost's voice] "My name is Wilting Flower. I died without knowing love. Will you be my friend?"

Burton 'Gus' Guster: [startled] H-How did you know that? I never told that to anyone before.

Shawn Spencer: *I* was Wilting Flower. Gus! I can't believe that you fell for that!


Kid from smart highschool: Are you writing this down? I'm totally adapting this into a Nancy Drew fanfic!


And possibly, my absolute fave:

Gus: I'll take this one. *walks into mans office* My name is Gus......Brown. and this is my associate, Shawn......... White......

BQ: out of mine, what one do u like best?

2 Answers

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Lassie: People have sex and they kill each other. That's the real world Guster, not some magical "feelings" place.

    Gus: Let me be very clear. These hands are not touching anyone. I only use these hands to touch myself. Uh... let me rephrase that.

    Shawn: Stop speaking. And no more fist bumps for the rest of the day.

    Ambassador: Where are you getting your accents from?

    Shawn: I dunno, all the usual places I guess. Peter Pan. Geico Gecko. Phineas and Ferb's granddad...

    Ambassador: Are there any of them that don't come from animated characters?

    Shawn: Not really. Does Russell Brand count?

    Shawn: Gus, don't be exactly half of an eleven pound black forest ham.

    Shawn: You wouldn’t understand. You’ve never killed a man.

    Lassie: Yes I have.

    Shawn: Yeah but you’ve never pretend-killed one. Repeatedly. I struggle with it every time.

    Gus: Two times now.

    Shawn: Yep. Both times.

    BQ: the pilot's license one

  • Nicole
    Lv 4
    7 years ago

    Camp Tikihama oh what you are reaches near and reaches far

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