Is soaking alcohol in a tampon and inserting it a viable way of introducing alcohol to your blood stream?

1. Would such a practice be safe (other than the obvious effects of intoxication)? 2. Would such a method be detectable by a roadside breathalyser? I'm not thinking about doing this, BTW. Mainly because I'm a guy so I don't really have many tampons and also because its WTF? But I'm wondering... show more 1. Would such a practice be safe (other than the obvious effects of intoxication)?

2. Would such a method be detectable by a roadside breathalyser?

I'm not thinking about doing this, BTW. Mainly because I'm a guy so I don't really have many tampons and also because its WTF? But I'm wondering if this would work and if it would be dangerous in any way.
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