Since colleges offer the "Liberal Arts" major, should they also offer "Conservative Arts"?
Your study material will not be text books with anything science based - instead, the Professor will require you to watch Fox News for 6 hours and then regurgitate everything you learned there.
During in-class debates, when your debate partner disagrees with you, you should should label them a "Socialist" or a "Communist" for bonus points. Extra credit includes telling your opponent that he "hates America" and "hates the troops."
Any student majoring in Conservative Arts that's taking Financial Aid entitlements to help pay for college will get an automatic Fail. That money could be better used to build more stealth bombers and start more wars.