Since colleges offer the "Liberal Arts" major, should they also offer "Conservative Arts"?

The major "Conservative Arts" should be offered at universities, in which you learn how to hunt, be bigoted & intolerant, stockpile weapons, and learn the economic aspects of collecting gold coins.

Your study material will not be text books with anything science based - instead, the Professor will require you to watch Fox News for 6 hours and then regurgitate everything you learned there.

During in-class debates, when your debate partner disagrees with you, you should should label them a "Socialist" or a "Communist" for bonus points. Extra credit includes telling your opponent that he "hates America" and "hates the troops."

Any student majoring in Conservative Arts that's taking Financial Aid entitlements to help pay for college will get an automatic Fail. That money could be better used to build more stealth bombers and start more wars.

Update:

To any angry idiots responding: I'm well aware that "Liberal Arts" has nothing to do with Politics. Relax.

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  • 7 years ago
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    Conservative arts..............Hmmmmmmmmmmm , I am trying to think what they might be?

    How to lose an election in 3 easy steps?

    How to fabricate lies and then spread them like weeds?

    How to blow an election right out of the gate like Huntsman did?

    How to steal the best campaign slogans from kids cartoons, like Cain did?

    Religious Mumbo Jumbo and how to "cure" gay like Bachmann Promised?

    Newt Grinrich teaching HYPOCRISY 101??????

    Sanford teaching Geography.......and explaining how the Appalachian trail is in Argentina?

    Civics class, where they explain exactly what "Natural Born Citizen" means.??

    No wait........that would be Liberals TEACHING that class..........

    Conservatives would take classes on how to explain that Hawaii is NOT one of the 50 states.

    They can call it the M.O.R.O.N college.

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    Nitwits.

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    3 years ago

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  • 3 years ago

    Conservative Arts

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  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Liberal Arts is just GENERAL STUDIES. Your question really doesn't make any sense at all. I can't tell if you're trolling or joking around , but it's seriously a dumb question.

    As I said, Liberal Arts is just GENERAL STUDIES. There's no way in hand that any college should have Conservative Arts. Learning how to hunt, be bigoted & intolerant, stockpile weapons, and learn the economic aspects of collecting gold coins?? Really dude? Are you stupid?

    Don't ask stupid questions again.

    And your question is making it seem like it is political.

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  • 5 years ago

    Naw, forget that! Conservative Arts will instantly be a thing of the past once you learn about the NEW Liberal Arts Curriculum:

    How to make it seem as if you're making healthcare more affordable, when you're really making it a more expensive cluster**** just like Obama did!

    How to vote Democrat in order to perpetuate the use of Drone strikes against Pakistani civilians!

    How to pass pork legislation just like Nancy Pelosi! ("Ya gotta pass it to know what's in it!")

    How to tell store employees that they're racist for saying "Merry Christmas" to their customers in the Holiday season!

    How to think that nullifying the right to bear arms in self-defense will protect law-abiding citizens from criminals with illegal guns!

    How to demonize hunting while grilling steaks from the supermarket! (Just kidding! Daddy will grill the steaks for you!)

    How to add excessive regulations that strangle businesses in the name of looking out for the people against the big, bad corporations!

    How to applaud the bashing of Christianity while demonizing the criticism of Islam as politically incorrect!

    Can't pay tuition? No problem! Just sneak into the campus illegally, and we'll grant you amnesty!

    Also, during in-class debates, you'll earn extra credit for calling anyone who disagrees with you a "racist foxtard!"

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  • 7 years ago

    "Fox News" and "learning" is an oxymoron. College is supposed to teach students HOW to think, not WHAT to think - something that confuses uberconservatives. There's a reason for the popularity of mouthpieces like Rush Limbaugh and Calamity Hannity - some conservatives prefer having their opinion given to them, rather than spending some time and effort forming their own.

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    4 years ago

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    Because while individuals might deviate from the "party line" from time to time, liberals tend to think like liberals and conservatives tend to think like conservatives. We have fundamentally different ways of looking at the world and our place in it.

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  • 7 years ago

    Yes, that is a good idea but since Conservatives rarely make it through high school and don't believe in higher education who would attend? In addition, they all live in Red states that are bankrupt so there is no money. No loans or grants for the Rednecks but of course, they would never accept government money.

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