Hola chica :) Buenas tardes :)
I've got a little diddy of a prom story for you. It does involve a bit of hazing but it was well worth the money spent on the "limo" if you can call it that--heh. My junior year prom was bland as all get out. It wasn't well planned and I didn't have a ride (I went stag). I rode a burro (mexican donkey) to my highschool because my car broke down and I lived on a farm. But I had a bit of fun with some friends and danced the night away. Now for my senior year. Way more fun.
So my senior year was crazy right from the start. I was somewhat quiet and guarded after "the incident". My abuelito kind of raped me clitorally for a split second with his tongue when pretending to fix my shoes. I knew what was going on as soon as he looked up, winked, and said "I'm about to take a wiff of your "mossy cleft". I thought he was kidding but soon after he opened my meat curtains--to his delight--heh. Anyways Prom was fun. We went with a nice group of boys who admittedly pierced their scrotums in the limo. With their tongues. I'm sure you've heard about tying cherry stems together with your tongue. Our group had an ongoing joke about tying one another's *** hair with the tips of our tongues and then yanking them out with our teeth, and then shoving an inexpensive bic lighter into our respecitve (remember I said respective... Not RESPECTED.. heh.. My ******** was basically a *** dumpster from K-12) fish tacos and lighting the asshair and them smoking it 4 days later, because that allows for the absolute perfect amount of flare and stank. So we actually went through with this act on the party bus. We never actually made it to prom, because Matt--one of my guy friends at the time-- was hospitalized for drinking raw pussy fluid out of one of my girlfriend's brown eye :). We all came up with new nicknames during the limo ride. Mine was "the cozy cumcottage" because my snatch retained male semen so well. It was a notable night.
To answer your question. I'm not sure about the price. Thanks and best wishes
-The Cozy Cumcottage
Been there done that :-)
· 5 years ago