Can someone help me with this quote?

I read a quote once from Marilyn Manson that said something about the bible says it's wrong to lie with another man as you would a woman but it doesn't say anything about bending him over the sink and f*cking him. Can someone help me find this? Or tell me the actual quote?

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    According to Marilyn Manson this following list will make you gay

    IF YOU GET SOMEONE ELSE'S SPERM ON YOU.

    IF YOU'VE EVER OWNED A SMITHS ALBUM.

    IF YOU GET HARD WHILE SUCKING ANOTHER GUY'S DICK. IF YOU DON'T, YOU'RE STRAIGHT - UNLESS HE GETS SPERM ON YOU.

    IF MICHAEL STIPE IS IN THE ROOM WITH YOU AND YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH A WOMAN, YOU'RE BISEXUAL.

    IF YOU'RE AT A GAY BAR, YOU'RE NOT GAY. BUT IF YOU'RE AT A STRAIGHT BAR AND YOU TALK TO ANOTHER GUY LONGER THAN YOU TALK TO A GIRL, YOU'RE GAY.

    IF YOU TAP YOUR FEET TO A SMITHS SONG.

    IF YOU DISCUSS ART FOR MORE THAN 45 MINUTES.

    IF YOU'VE EVER WORN A BERET.

    IF YOU KISS A GUY AND HE HAS A HARD-ON, YOU'RE NOT GAY UNLESS YOU HAVE A HARD-ON TOO.

    IF YOU HAVE ANY KIND OF SEX - WITH A MALE OR A FEMALE - TO THE SMITHS, YOU'RE GAY.

    IF YOUR ONLY PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO GET GIRLS PREGNANT SO THEY CAN HAVE MORE GIRLS TO HAVE LESBIAN SEX TOGETHER.

    IF YOU JACK OFF AND GET *** ON YOURSELF.

    IF YOU GET A ***** WATCHING GILLIGAN'S ISLAND.

    IF YOU DON'T GET A ***** WATCHING BEWITCHED.

    IF THERE'S A SMITHS SONG ON IN A BAR AND YOU'RE IN THE BATHROOM WITH YOUR DICK IN YOUR HAND.

    IF YOUR NAME IS RICHARD AND YOU GO BY DICK.

    IF YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH ANYONE NAMED DICK.

    IF YOU DON'T CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE, YOU'RE ONLY USING HER AS A PROP TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE NOT GAY.

    IF YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH A MODEL.

    IF YOU **** A GIRL WHO LIKES THE SMITHS.

    IF YOU DON'T EAT MEAT BECAUSE THE SMITHS ALBUM MEAT IS MURDER HAD AN IMPACT ON YOUR LIFE.

    IF YOU DO ANYTHING SPIRITUAL.

    IF YOU **** A PREGNANT WOMAN AND SHE'S CARRYING A BOY, YOU'RE GAY. IF YOU GET SPERM ON THE AMNIOTIC SAC, THE BABY WILL GROW UP TO BE GAY TOO.

    IF YOU'VE EVER HAD A HAIRCUT LIKE MORRISSEY.

    IF YOU'VE EVER HAS A HAIRCUT WHILE A MORRISSEY OR SMITHS ALBUM WAS PLAYING IN THE ROOM.

    IF YOU'VE EVER TALKED ABOUT OF OWNED A CRYSTAL - ESPECIALLY IF IT'S CRYSTAL METH.

    IF YOU'VE EVER PUT BAND AIDS ON YOUR NIPPLES AS A FASHION STATEMENT.

    IF YOU'VE EVER SPENT MORE THAN A WEEK ON SOUTH BEACH.

    IF YOU'RE NOT THINKING ABOUT **** RIGHT NOW.

    IF YOU STILL LIKED JUDAS PRIEST AFTER YOU HEARD THE RUMOUR THAT ROB HALFORD WAS GAY.

    IF YOU GET A HARD-ON WHILE TAKING A ****.

    IF YOU KNOW WHAT SPERM TASTES LIKE (ESPECIALLY IF IT'S YOUR OWN).

    IF YOU KISS A GIRL WITH TONGUE AFTER SHE'S SWALLOWED YOUR ***.

    IF YOU GET HARD WHILE READING THIS.

    IF YOU KNOW THE NAMES OF ANYONE WHO'S EVER BEEN IN THE SMITHS BESIDES MORRISSEY OR JOHNNY MARR.

    IF YOU'RE A MALE MODEL

    IF YOU GET CHOKED UP LISTENING TO BOYS DON'T CRY BY THE CURE.

    IF YOU'RE A CLOTHING DESIGNER.

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