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Anonymous asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 7 years ago

does this explain the difference between liberals and conservatives ?

Illinois:

The Governor of Illinois is jogging with his dog along a nature

trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites

the Governor.

1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie

"Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is

only doing what is natural.

2. He calls animal control .. Animal Control captures the coyote

and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for

relocating it.

3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and

bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked

for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound

bandaged.

5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game

conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of

dangerous animals.

6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a

"coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.

7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better

treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout

the world.

8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the

attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent

with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.

9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million

suit against the State.

Wisconsin :

The Governor of Wisconsin is jogging with his dog along a nature

trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks the dog.

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his concealed carry pistol

and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP

hollow point cartridge.

2. The Crows eat the dead coyote. And that, my friends, is why

Illinois is broke and Wisconsin is not.

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  • Bubba
    Lv 6
    7 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    A fine analogy that explains the recklesness of liberal government.

  • 7 years ago

    No, I would say it this way.

    The Governor of Illinois uses his foot instead of his hand, so he is not bitten. Depending on where he is, he will either let it go or continue to hold it down for Animal Control.

    The Governor of Wisconsin has heard that there are coyotes on his jogging trail so he sees something move in the brush and shoots a cocker spaniel.

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    Totally. But humor aside, we must never forget these two things:

    1. Democrats lust for a European style welfare state America

    -2/4/10 Gallup poll: 61% of liberals have a positive view of socialism.

    -6/2/11 Gallup poll: 71% of democrats favor re-distributing wealth.

    -9/6-9/2012 http://www.gallup.com/poll/157481/majori… Those who want more government control over us: Republicans 15%; Independents, 29%; Democrats 67%.

    -Now they have national health care, the hallmark of all welfare and socialist states.

    And

    2. Democrats have no sense of humor in regards to politics. They're kind of like us Germans: Humor is no laughing matter.

  • Ryan
    Lv 5
    7 years ago

    What a huge waste of money that was. They're almost Always harmless to people. Ive been out at at night few times in tahoe and approached packs of coyote's just for the thrill and never even had one grawl at me. they just surround you and stare at you. Theyre actually friendly most of the time.

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  • 7 years ago

    Well if there are any coyotes left after the liberal state of california gets done with killing them

    http://blogs.kqed.org/newsfix/2013/02/12/coyote-ki...

  • Golfer
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    The environmentalist came to the Navajo Nation because they were trapping and killing wolves and coyotes.

    They were killing sheep and cattle so they were killing them because they were out of control.

    The environmentalist went to the capital of Navajo Land and said they were going to trap the animals then neuter them and set them free.

    An old elder Navajo raised his hand and said "You white people don't understand the wolves are eating our sheep not screwing them."

  • 7 years ago

    yes this explains it!! but hey there are other stories of differences.

    a dem and a conservative walking down the street in san fran.

    the conserv sees a homeless man , wanting to help he reaches in his pocket

    pulls out 50$ and points him to a fast food resturaunt and a homeless shelter.

    not wanting to be outdone the dem is itching to be better -- so they walk a little more ,

    then the dem sees his moment when they both come upon another homeless man .

    the dem then reaches in the conservatives pocket pulls out 100$ gives 20 to the homeless man

    and waves the nearest cab , puts 80 in his pocket and thanks the homeless man for the donation to his campaign and tells the cab driver go to the voting booths on spring st they got free

    coffe and donuts for the man .. another liberal ,conservative difference

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    OMG MIKE THAT IS EXACTLY IT! Omg ive never seen anything or anyone nail it like you just did! Way to go mike! That was sooooooooo cool and funny yet sooo true.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    7 years ago

    Nice story

  • Max
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    You conservatives love made-up stories.

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