Hell NO, I build up & let it blow!!
My favorite is to keep the windows rolled up in my car, make sure the passenger window is locked, have about 12 spicy bean burritos before picking her up, let all that gas and leftover burrito build up to the point where you can't hold it in any longer and then.... UNLEASH HELL!!!!!!!!!
**Insert Fart Noise Here**
Within seconds, you should have a car smell for the ages. I like to try to have something that looks like a car freshener that looks like a butt hanging from my mirror. I point to it & ask if she enjoys the stank of my new freshener as she frantically tries to roll down the window with her face plastered against the window, gasping for air
All in all... think she'd rather have the fart god live in her nostrils for a week than experience that horrific night of burning nose hairs. I had fun though! 8^P