Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Social ScienceGender Studies · 7 years ago

Why is my sperm so powerful?

I've only been with my girlfriend for 4 weeks yet she is 3 months pregnant. How can I make my sperm less powerful?

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  • 7 years ago
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    Your sperm is obviously traveling faster than the speed of light, thereby going backwards in time. This is probably caused by the wormhole en-route to your girlfriend's uterus.

    Source(s): Steven Hawking
  • Zorro
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    Get a job at the nuclear power plant with Homer. Stand really close to the rods.

  • 7 years ago

    Mountain dew

  • nguyn
    Lv 4
    3 years ago

    With all honesty its no longer your son/daughter its from any individual else my factor is she already had intercourse with others that you dont understand its simply not possible no longer simply unattainable individually but in all occasions what you are acknowledged is not possible

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  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    if you pour hot wax down inside your weiner they cant get out it worked great for me but it also makes peeing kinda hard its a tradeoff really

    Source(s): wikipedia
  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    I don't know.

    But Peggy will be upset about this girlfriend of yours!

  • ?
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    Watch how you handle that joke it's an antique. :)

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    It just is, learn to accept it.

  • 7 years ago

    wear a rubber...that outta transcend it

  • 7 years ago

    How old are. Because if you think its your kid your either young and dumb or just flat out dumb

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