Im Bored... tell your favourite joke..?

Mine is: a Syrian man told his wife: Oi... you! get your coat! me, you and the dog are going fishing!!! She whines that she doesn't wanna go fishing so he says she has 3 options... go fishing, suck his XXXX or take it up the bum. She decides to suck his xxxx. Afetr a while she complains it tastes like... show more Mine is: a Syrian man told his wife: Oi... you! get your coat! me, you and the dog are going fishing!!!

She whines that she doesn't wanna go fishing so he says she has 3 options... go fishing, suck his XXXX or take it up the bum.

She decides to suck his xxxx. Afetr a while she complains it tastes like crap...

He replies: I know, the dog didn't want to go fishing either!
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