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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 8 years ago

Im Bored... tell your favourite joke..?

Mine is: a Syrian man told his wife: Oi... you! get your coat! me, you and the dog are going fishing!!!

She whines that she doesn't wanna go fishing so he says she has 3 options... go fishing, suck his XXXX or take it up the bum.

She decides to suck his xxxx. Afetr a while she complains it tastes like crap...

He replies: I know, the dog didn't want to go fishing either!

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago
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    Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

    He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Lol, I have a few that are so lame that they're funny.

    Why'd the clock get sent to the principal's office?

    Because he was talking to much. (As in, tick, tock, tick TOCK.)

    What did the mayo say when the person opened the fridge?

    "Close the door! I'm dressing!"

    Why did the football coach go to the bank?

    He wanted his quarterback.

    Why did cyclops quit going to school?

    He only had one pupil!

    Source(s): Heard them in various places.
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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    This is a serious funny Quotes--

    Love is Blind But Marriage is Eye-Opener

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  • 8 years ago

    For Sale: parachute: used once, never opend, small red stain

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  • Qwabbs
    Lv 5
    8 years ago

    My mom always tell me Russel you should get married and i am like mom i am married they just leave in the morning

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  • 8 years ago

    What's the difference between a Snowman and a Snow Woman?

    ----Snowballs-----

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