Obama is the reason i can't find a girlfriend?

Been single for like 8 years since 2004 but i think its because i dont have a job ans plays ps3 and xbox all day long haha. I also order pizza from pizzahut and dominoes lol and of course free 2 liter soda from them. Im overweight but im not bad looking. Is obama behind all of this?! Grr!
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