Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 7 years ago

How come God never did a book signing at Barnes & Noble after he wrote that great fiction novel- The Bible?

OK then, here's the follow up question-

Gods Bible fiction novel was finished at the beginning of, and signaled the beginning of the Dark Ages.

2. What was the name of the Dark Age Bookstore that God did his book signing in?

Could it be the "Burning Stake Dark Age Torture Chamber Pedophile Priest Book Store"?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking. You tell me.


2 Answers

  • 7 years ago
    Best Answer

    I'm guessing he was busy not helping the rest of the world. That or he and the Easter Bunny were at a poker game.

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago


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