Advice for the lovelorn? Helena Bonham Carter related?

I am in love with Helena Bonham Carter. I know most of you will not believe my pain but I am truly enraptured by this beautiful specimen of our species. Although there is nothing more beautiful than love, my heart breaks everyday as Helena lives very far away from me and does not know (or let's face it, care)... show more I am in love with Helena Bonham Carter. I know most of you will not believe my pain but I am truly enraptured by this beautiful specimen of our species. Although there is nothing more beautiful than love, my heart breaks everyday as Helena lives very far away from me and does not know (or let's face it, care) who I am. I have thought about writing her letters but I feel like the profession of my love should be in person. Do you have any advice for me? If any of you know Helena, please tell her to hit me up. Thanks much.
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