Anonymous
Anonymous asked in SportsMartial Arts · 8 years ago

How many times do I have to get kicked in the nuts before it stops hurting?

Today I have been trying to master the iron egg kung fu skill which involves getting kicked in the testicles until it stops hurting . I was wondering if anyone else has experience in this technique and knows how long it will take before it stops hurting and swelling? also is it illegal to ask people who are under 18 to kick your nuts like the police said said when I was arrested at the elementary school? If it is illegal does anyone know any kung fu masters who are also lawyers.who will help me for free?

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  • ?
    Lv 4
    8 years ago
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  • 8 years ago

    No idea why you'd want this "skill" but whatever floats your boat.

    They say it takes 10,000 hours to become a master at something, but your sake, lets go with about 1000 kick to the nads.

  • Kokoro
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    That depends how stupid you are and if you ever want to have kids. Obviously you don't want to have kids. Good luck with the genepool cleansing project

    Source(s): 30yrs ma
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