Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 8 years ago

I'm a cat but my mother is a human. How is that possible?

I'm a 2 year old cat. I'm very beautiful. However, I have a problem. My mother is a human. I know she's my mother because she keeps saying ''Come to mommy'' and stuff like that. I eat human food and she lives in my little cat house with me. But how is that possible? My mother a human, and I'm a cat? Help.

TRANSLATION SO THAT MY FURRY FRIENDS CAN UNDERSTAND:

Paw djdffddrrf pawhjdfjff jrf paw fhudfjkdfjfddfjn.

Rfhjdfhrfhj pawdxfnbrjrf milkfd fufdfrfdjdf.

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  • 8 years ago
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    Your mom forked a lion at the zoo!

  • 8 years ago

    Wow, do you need a special keyboard to cope with whole paw typing!

    Hope you can play the keyboard better than my cat ;)

  • 8 years ago

    Most cats understand "NO". I would spray you in the face with a squirt bottle but I can't on line

  • 8 years ago

    You need to meet Mr Crab. He has a whale as daughter.

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  • Rhyn
    Lv 4
    8 years ago

    Now, you just said a couple minutes ago that you were a dog.

    ....wait.... were you LYING about that? Oh you b*tch. How could you toy with our emotions that way?!?!?!

  • 8 years ago

    Your father was the backwoods type.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Just be careful when her boyfriend comes home drunk demanding pussee.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    Riddles are part of the Bible, nothing new.

  • 8 years ago

    go get some catnip weed

    Source(s): makes u forget your issues
  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    don't understand

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