Can you translate this Russian text into English?

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  • K2010
    Lv 7
    7 years ago
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    Funny post

    Thieves,

    return a cat to a woman. You won't be able to afford him. He ate lamb meat, salmon, calamari, shrimps, goat milk; he swam in swimming pool, skied, smoke pipe;, urinated in silver pot. What do you need him for?

    Don't abuse the animal.

    Source(s): glad to help. Russian (tongue) native
  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    Go to babylon translator! It's amazing.

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