My balls smell like ham?

Every morning its the same problem, I wake up and my balls emit a strong scent, no matter how much i wash and clean, I gather a substance called 'fermunda cheese' under my ballsack, creamy and very moist in texture, much like butter, and smells very strongly of ham. How do I rid myself of this plague and... show more Every morning its the same problem, I wake up and my balls emit a strong scent, no matter how much i wash and clean, I gather a substance called 'fermunda cheese' under my ballsack, creamy and very moist in texture, much like butter, and smells very strongly of ham. How do I rid myself of this plague and what curse has befallen upon me?
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