What's a good comeback for "that song is old"?
Besides "srry I didn't kno songs have exasperation dates" I already used it to much
- Joey_Lv 58 years agoFavorite Answer
"Good music dosent age,but you know what does?-
your oldass mother" LolSource(s): You look like a girl I know lol
- Anonymous8 years ago
Your mom is old but yet you still listen to her
- Anonymous8 years ago
"Daddy," I whispered as I glided across the moonlit room, stopping only when my trembling knees gently brushed against the silk sheets on his king size bed.
"Daddy, are you awake?" I asked again as I leant over my fathers body, purring into his ear, my tongue twitching just an inch away, already eager to lick insidehim.
No don't, I thought to myself, pulling back even as I felt my nipples stiffen and arch toward him. Lifting the soft sheet away from his golden skin I couldn't help but gasp as his blond pubic hairs came into view, and then had to fight myself from grabbing hold of him as his long,fat shaft appeared, lying proudly on his thick thigh.
Oh God it's so big, I thought for the hundredth time, my gaze locked on the big ********, so much bigger than Jason's or Billy's, the only other ones I had ever seen. Licking my lips, I wondered what it'd feel like to run my tongue over his balls and up his long shaft, what it would feel like to pop the fat head between my lips and what his sperm would taste like as it dribbled down my hungry throat.
I knew from experience he wouldn't wake unless I did something crazy, that he was almost impossible to rouse once he'd fallen asleep. "Oh Doctor, please make your little daughter feel better," I pled silently to his inert form as I slipped under the sheet and fit myself against him.
It had surprised me the first time I had lain in bed next to Daddy while he slept and had felthim stiffen, thinking at first he must have awakened. It was only after spending a number of nights in Daddy's bed that I'd realized just how often his erections occurred, how again and again as the hours passed his penis would lengthen and fatten as he dreamt. I had learned to delight in the feeling of his hardness against me.
Over the past four months I had taken to occasionally sneaking into Daddy's bed as he slept, although most nights I'd only stay two or three hours before fleeing back to my room, my pussy tingling as I fled. Only twice had I stayed right through til morning but both times he woke to find me dressed demurely in my most conservative p.j.'s, always accepting my lame excuses for being there, never suspecting I'dlain naked in his arms for hours.
The first time he'd ejaculated as Ilay next to him I'd been stunned,sure that he must be awake as his ropy strands splashed againstmy stomach and thighs. I fled that first time, his sticky cream oozing down my legs as I ran, but had been unable to stop giggling as I threw myself onto my bed. I tasted Daddy's sperm for the first time that night
- DanielLv 48 years ago
your moms old you too, you don't see me complaining