Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Food & DrinkEthnic Cuisine · 7 years ago

Why do my balls smell like ham?

every morning i wake up to the same scrub and rub process of cleaning my balls and genitalia off with apple scented soap to disinfect whatever weird cooked ham smell they seem to emit. it is gross and emarassing

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  • 7 years ago
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    That DEFINITELY sounds like the early stage of syphilis

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    Try a stronger scented soap. Apple? What the heck, apple don't do jack. Try sandalwood or tea tree. Wear loose clothes, briefs are too tight. And please, put this in the right category next time.

  • RoyS
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    1. You have an unhealthy obsession with smelling your genitalia.

    2. You've been dating pigs.

  • 7 years ago

    What the fck?? you got ham smelling balls to put that on the internet.

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  • Ann
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    You maqy have an infection. Consult the doc.

  • 7 years ago

    i think someone is taking the **** by putting that in the food section.

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    that was some crazy party huh?

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    Because you masturbate w/lard.

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