What will happen if Angus T Jones keeps on reading the Bible and gets to Matthew 19?

Jones is the kid from the show 2.5 Men (the one that used to have The Sheen on it) and the Christian broadcast stations are all giddy today over the fact he just told everyone to not watch his shows because they go against his Christian values. Oh, he's going to finish out the season at $350,000 per episode,... show more Jones is the kid from the show 2.5 Men (the one that used to have The Sheen on it) and the Christian broadcast stations are all giddy today over the fact he just told everyone to not watch his shows because they go against his Christian values. Oh, he's going to finish out the season at $350,000 per episode, and has been earing close to that per episode for quite a few years. But you shouldn't watch what he does on there because that would be bad.


Now, that Bible chapter I mentioned is the one that says it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God... and it also is the one where Jesus says "If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me."

So what do you think he will do about the many millions dollars of self-admittedly ill-gotten gains he has in his portfolio if he ever actually reads the Bible to that point?
Update: T68: Just how many verses in the Bible say it is intended for the entire world? Even the sermon on the mount could be discounted since he was speaking to a specific group of people and not doing a satellite broadcast, right?
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