Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 7 years ago

Why do the British speak American?

Those limeys stole our language and added a bunch of U's for no good reason. ColoUr? ArmoUr? FavoUrite?

They can't even pronounce the letter H.

What the hell, Britain? Get your own language.

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  • Anonymous
    7 years ago
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    It all happened when Ben Franklin took a trip to across the Ocean and dicovered Great Brian. Since the natives were illiterate savages, he and Tom Jefferson tried to tame them. Unfortunatly it was in vane, as they have never evolved as normal people do. The English "accent" is merely a symptom of the extra chromosome that all people living in Great Britan have

  • Yes
    Lv 4
    7 years ago

    English*

  • 7 years ago

    Because our English (American) originated from England (when the colonies were still under the rule of the monarchy)

  • 7 years ago

    Your absolutely right we English are complete b(astards for stealing the English langauge off you and don't even get me started on those Native American Indians who tried stealing your land! What the f(uck is there problem too?

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  • 7 years ago

    Spoken like a true ignorant American....stay in school, friend!

  • 7 years ago

    I don't know about you, but British accents are so attractive.

  • 7 years ago

    You suck at trolling.

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