Elton John and the Pillsbury Dough Boy walk into a bar......?

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  • 8 years ago
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    Elton John says "Give me a drink and a shirtless bloke, and I'll sing for everyone". The Pillsbury Dough Boy says "Give me a drink and poke my stomach"...

    Sh*t...I have no idea where I'm going with this. Screw it. LOL.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    ...and Elton John started singing Your Song to the Pillsbury Dough boy

    sorry thats all I've got

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    A drunk cowboy in the back says "you're both lousy roll models"

  • 8 years ago

    And ask for a twinkie....

    But there aren't anymore cuz they went bankrupt....

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  • 8 years ago

    and have sex.

    Source(s): ellie
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