Rational Gunther, Troll Patrol - "Really, Neil? I thought you were one of the smarter atheists. You don't know the story of Jesus' birth?"
Yeah, neil... don't you know that the story of Jesus' birth specifically states that Joseph was a thorough and delicate lover, and put God's clumsy advances to shame?
Tsk, tsk, tsk... you need to read the Bible more.