Does anyone know the lyrics for the Homer and Jethro song Jam-Bowl-Liar?

I have listened to the song but cannot distinguish some of the words.
Update: I have googled the song name with their names (Jam-Bowl-Liar Homer and Jethro lyrics) but the only thing I see is web sites that have videos that you can watch. But watching them I still cannot make out some of the words.
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