Gentlemen, if your woman was a video game...?
Would she be...
1.) Super Mario Bros. - Retro and Classy but you know all her secrets leaving little to the imagination
2.) Final Fantasy - A moving personality but also a bit too cute and emotionally draining
3.) COD - So much fun when things go right, but insurmountably aggravating when things go wrong
4.) Halo - Vivid and interesting but always has a shield up
5.) Portal - Corky and sarcastic but an invigorating puzzle that leaves you hungry for cake (I mean, more)