Since the bible is fiction anyway, shouldn't there be a book called "Adam & Steve"?

If Anton LeVey can make a Satanic Bible why not create a novel version of "Adam & Steve"?
Update: @Maria,
Sure lets make it a graphic homoerotic novel.
Update 2: @NDMA,
Do snakes talk? Virgins give birth? Is water wine?
The bible is fiction, it contains fictional content.
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