Where can I get a pet red fox?
Now before you get all "Wild animals are not meant to be pets, you're a horrible person, bad decision, blah blah blah" I'm not just some Joe schmo wanting a cool pet. I'm a wildlife ecologist with a specialization in mesocarnivore (that means mid-sized) and large carnivore predator ecology. I know what they need and how to get it easily. I also have my own personal forest (of about 100 acres) (that I own) all around my house. I know I'll have to train it, but I think it's doable to just fit the little guy with a GPS collar and let him run loose for a while, then pull him inside when the weather gets bad or night falls. I haven't worked out all the kinks, and am definitely still in the research stage, but I know I could give the fox what it needs instead of a tiny apartment or something of like-kind.
So, how do I get a Red Fox? :)
But one way or another, I would be improving the life of a Red Fox that would otherwise soon be dead. Now haters shut up and help me save a Fox's life!
Lastly, if you're not going to actually answer the question, don't waste my or anyone else's time by vomiting your opinion onto the screen. Be helpful. 3, 2, 1... Go!