Say you wanted to be murdered, where would you hire someone?

Say that you wanted someone to kill you as in any person who has a desire to shoot someone dead, how would you go about finding someone? Would you use Craigslist or what?

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  • PoBoy
    Lv 7
    7 years ago
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    Why would you bother?

    Get an extra large peperoni pizza.

    Get a 12 pack of your favorite beer.

    Wait until the house is empty.

    Go to the garage - eat pizza, drink beer.

    Turn on car.

    AMF.

  • 7 years ago

    Just get into drugs a bit and hang around, you'll find some kid who doesn't care about anything who'd do it. If not you can always just ask a few bums and eventually you'll find one willing.

    In reality, hiring someone to kill you would be very expensive, most likely in the several thousand dollar range.

    If you really needed to die you could just kill yourself with far less of a hassle with a ~600$ pistol like a Glock 19 or Beretta 92fs using full metal jacket bullets to make sure both of your brains are killed in shooting yourself. Take an overdose of a cheaper and easier to find opiate like hydrocodone before you shoot yourself, 150mg will do, it should cost no more than 100$ anywhere in NA on the street.

    Now that you've ODed and shot yourself across both brains, your heart will be working very slowly if it's still working, and your horridly damaged brains will die even if they aren't destroyed entirely by the copper-jacketed lead that just smashed through them.

    Hypothetically.

    Source(s): Forensics class
  • Galen
    Lv 5
    7 years ago

    You want something done, you've got to do it yourself.

    At least with that particular job.

    And if this is a question of personal relevance, don't take what I said literally. Seek professional help immediately.

  • 7 years ago

    Try googling "deep web"... onion ....

    Source(s): black hat forum
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