Why is California perfect?
Washington: Too much caffeine and too much flannel. Also too grungy.
Oregon: Too many ex-hippies and too many lumberjacks.
Idaho: Too many potatoes.
Minnesota: Too arctic.
Wyoming: Too remote.
Utah and Colorado: Too many ski bums.
Nevada: Too much temptation.
Arizona: Too hot and dry.
Montana: Too much livestock.
Kansas: Too many tornadoes and corny.
Illinois: Too windy.
Texas: Too much BBQ sauce and cowboys. Also too much alcohol, tobacco and firearms.
Louisiana: Too much gumbo.
Mississippi: Too many mosquitoes and too humid.
Georgia: Too many grits.
Tennessee: Too many hillbillies.
Florida: Too touristy, too many alligators, too swampy, too many beach bums, too much shuffleboard, and too flashy.
South Carolina: Too many hurricanes.
Maryland: Too many lighthouses.
Delaware: Too colonial.
Washington DC: Too political.
Wisconsin: Too cheesy.
New York: Too pushy and crowded.
Pennsylvania: Too aggressive.
Vermont: Too snowy and too much syrup.
Maine: Too much lobster.
Connecticut: Too snobby.
Massachusetts: Too intellectual.
New Hampshire: Too pretentious.
Indiana and ohio: Too industrial and flat.
- Dr. JekyllsteinLv 77 years agoBest Answer
I live in california and though I love it, it is not perfect.
- Never EnoughLv 67 years ago
Not perfect if you consider the economic problems we are having and the amount of low-class rednecks that live here (once you get out of the large cities, such as L.A., San Fran, and San Diego).
- Fred XX00 ILv 77 years ago
Only Indians belong in California all the other White pattys and Black fatties and all you can s*ck a rug. k*ss my b*tttttttttttttttttttt. to much g*y on the way all you are g*y people anyway. stay away from me g*ys rights.
- Derek FloresLv 57 years ago
California= High crime rate, large amounts of drugs and drug dealing, polluted cities, poverty, and the stupid people from there who generalize other states based on stereotypes.
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- blahLv 77 years ago
California isn't even close to perfect.
I love Pennsylvania.
- Anonymous7 years ago
California is not perfect. It's not bad either. It's great. But it would much better if we get rid of all those illegal Mexicans that infest our cities.
- 7 years ago
Californian girls are fake and made of plastic :O
- BlockheadLv 77 years ago
yea,yall got SAN FRAN SICKO
- Anonymous7 years ago
because is full of full spanish mexicans!!!! :DSource(s): mexican