Why is California perfect?

Washington: Too much caffeine and too much flannel. Also too grungy.

Oregon: Too many ex-hippies and too many lumberjacks.

Idaho: Too many potatoes.

Minnesota: Too arctic.

Wyoming: Too remote.

Utah and Colorado: Too many ski bums.

Nevada: Too much temptation.

Arizona: Too hot and dry.

Montana: Too much livestock.

Kansas: Too many tornadoes and corny.

Illinois: Too windy.

Texas: Too much BBQ sauce and cowboys. Also too much alcohol, tobacco and firearms.

Louisiana: Too much gumbo.

Mississippi: Too many mosquitoes and too humid.

Georgia: Too many grits.

Tennessee: Too many hillbillies.

Florida: Too touristy, too many alligators, too swampy, too many beach bums, too much shuffleboard, and too flashy.

South Carolina: Too many hurricanes.

Maryland: Too many lighthouses.

Delaware: Too colonial.

Washington DC: Too political.

Wisconsin: Too cheesy.

New York: Too pushy and crowded.

Pennsylvania: Too aggressive.

Vermont: Too snowy and too much syrup.

Maine: Too much lobster.

Connecticut: Too snobby.

Massachusetts: Too intellectual.

New Hampshire: Too pretentious.

Indiana and ohio: Too industrial and flat.

California...we're perfect.

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  • 7 years ago
    Best Answer

    I live in california and though I love it, it is not perfect.

  • 7 years ago

    Not perfect if you consider the economic problems we are having and the amount of low-class rednecks that live here (once you get out of the large cities, such as L.A., San Fran, and San Diego).

  • 7 years ago

    Only Indians belong in California all the other White pattys and Black fatties and all you can s*ck a rug. k*ss my b*tttttttttttttttttttt. to much g*y on the way all you are g*y people anyway. stay away from me g*ys rights.

  • 7 years ago

    California= High crime rate, large amounts of drugs and drug dealing, polluted cities, poverty, and the stupid people from there who generalize other states based on stereotypes.

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  • blah
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    7 years ago

    California isn't even close to perfect.

    I love Pennsylvania.

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    California is not perfect. It's not bad either. It's great. But it would much better if we get rid of all those illegal Mexicans that infest our cities.

  • 7 years ago

    Californian girls are fake and made of plastic :O

  • 7 years ago

    yea,yall got SAN FRAN SICKO

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    because is full of full spanish mexicans!!!! :D

    Source(s): mexican
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