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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 8 years ago

Is there anything more pathetic and lame than Christians trying to make their religion seem hip and cool?

Doesn't matter what pop culture trends you try to employ (since you're all 20 years out of date on pop culture anyway), or what "edgy" language you use. Christianity is still about, and always will be about, the same thing it always has been about: being confined in a stuffy building with a bunch of phonies whom you know you can't stand and who can't stand you either, trying to intimidate each other with your expensive clothing, while you listen to a crusty old fossil of a white man who hasn't gotten laid since the Nixon administration standing at a podium preaching Republican politics and telling you what a piece of sh** you are if you've ever gone dancing, watched a movie or read a book that wasn't the Bible, and a skeletal old woman who looks like every librarian in the world combined, or perhaps what you'd get if a giraffe f**ked a beaver in a tub of gray hair, plays a dirty old organ that hasn't been cleaned since the Coolidge administration.

At least, that's what Christianity is for white people. For black people, Christianity is a big, fat, beach ball-esque black man in a dress running about on stage gesticulating wildly in a manner that will unquestionably give him a heart attack within 5 years, shouting at the top of his lungs about "da lawwwwwwwd-duh" while a bunch of big, fat, beach ball-esque black women sway back and forth singing stuff that would be laughed off the most soulless sell-out corporate manufactured pop radio station there ever was and ever could be.

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  • 8 years ago
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    In school, I used to have to sing sons with religious lyrics, like "we will praise you" instead of "we will rock you". Ouch.

  • 8 years ago

    Pop culture, at it's best is innovative and experimental, and can occasionally evoke new life styles. All this is completely repulsive to the christians who are the uncool guardians of social inertia and buzzkill.

  • 8 years ago

    lamest setup for a racist joke ever.you're a miserable and disgusting person.whatever you're into,its clear that doing the exact opposite that is the correct way to go.u r 1 nasty little creep.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    The most pathetic and lame thing is "Atheists" discussing matters of the Spirit when they have no conception of the reality of the Spirit.

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  • 8 years ago

    Pathetically polishing a turd.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    I don't know, you can learn something from it and chill because you seem pretty mad.

    Join the dance.

  • muslims are more pathetic and lame if you ask me

  • Alex
    Lv 5
    8 years ago

    You'll be judged for your actions.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    rAmen!

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