Sounds like a typical straight guy to me. I always get a giggle out of fixing Tofu Pups with all the usual hot-dog trimmings, feeding them to my omnivore friends, and then telling them that was tofu.
Uh.. where does your doofus cousin think the stuff originates? Green cheese from the moon?
I'm not stereotyping straight guys. More lesbians are vegetarian, followed by straight women, followed by gay men, followed by straight men. Some guys honestly believe that if they don't eat dead animals they'll go all limp and noodly. It's not true; cholesterol affects circulation and without circulation, no dance-in-the-pants.
· 7 years ago