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I need a really good, funny fantasy football team name--Help me please!!?

I play fantasy football with my boyfriend, some of his family (sister, brother, sister in law) and some friends of ours. I need a clever team name for my are some of my key players: Tony Romo, Ray Rice, Mike Wallace, Victor Cruz. I've searched online and only get corny names like Rice a Roni. Thanks for your help! (PS, dirty funny names are the best with this group, but anything funny will do!)

9 Answers

  • 9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Even though you don't have Michael Vick, I always use "Overpaid ConVicks" as my team name. It's also just a general joke about the culture of the NFL...

    Romosexual is pretty common for a Tony Romo pun.

    The puns you could make out of the players you have are all pretty lame.

    One of my favorite more obscure references in a team name is a reference to Vince Wilfork, the massive black defensive tackle for the Patriots. "Wilfork for Food" or "Wilfork for Wins"

  • ryann
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    Fantasy Football Team Name Puns

  • 9 years ago

    Rice a Romo is better than Rice a Roni, but I digress. Cruz Control, Wall my Children.

  • 9 years ago

    smell d a romo

    what u talkin bout wallace


    Gay Nice Boney Homos...Ray Rice Tony Romo

  • 9 years ago

    Romosexual, Cruz Control, Multiple Scoregasms, mike and ike (wallace and taylor) lol good luck!

  • 9 years ago

    Rice Rice Baby.

    Cruzing my way to victory

  • 9 years ago

    The Apples, the Ligers

  • 9 years ago

    A Soccer Team (if you win, you can tell the other guy that you lost to a soccer team)

    My Ditka in her Butkus (lol GO BEARS)

    ROMOsexual tendencies

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    A friend of mine has had teams like "Reggie's Bush" and "Locker Room Fantasy."

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