Isn't this proof that the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists?

Look around you, how can the Flying Spaghetti Monster not exist?

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    Indeed.

    THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER EXISTS!!!!!!!!!!

  • 3 years ago

    Take into account that the Flying Spaghetti Monster used to be invented off the top of anybody's head as a sarcastic allegory making enjoyable of creationism, and that fact must be proof adequate that such a being does not exist. Unless you believe that inclined something into existence makes it genuine.

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    If the flying spaghetti monster doesn't exist THEN WHERE DO NOODLES COME FROM.

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    I took part in holy communion tonight by eating his divine noodleness in a bowl of spaghetti bolognese

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  • 7 years ago

    Because God did it, you silly goose. The Bible is packed full of evidence and documentation of God, while you have no evidence of the flying spaghetti monster.

    • JerryV5 years agoReport

      prove there is a god... I wanna see his birth certificate!

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    RAmen!

    - bows down and makes ritual chanting -

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    If the FSM answered my prayers, then that would be proof.

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    His noodly appendage touched me last night.

  • me
    Lv 4
    7 years ago

    I feel his noodly appendages

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    Pasta be upon Him.

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